Friday, January 26, 2007

"Wishing, and waiting, and hoping..."

Keith writes:

Roseann, is your B.D.S. (Bush Derangement Syndrome) related to your other mental issues?

no keith
bds is what u have
bush denial syndrome

I mean, really, what is there not to love about Rosie O'Donnell? I wish there was a way to work for her. I'm really tempted to send my resume. (what resume? please, that's number 71 on my To Do list).
Then again, Google is looking pretty enticing these days. Free lunches, on-site massage and yoga, shoreline running trails, snacks to get you through the day (i'm not kidding, those are their exact words), company matched 401K, on-site dry cleaning, paid maternity AND paternity leave with up to $500 for take-out meals during the first four weeks that they are home with their new baby and free childcare when they return to work. Say whaaa??? Shit, that's almost reason enough to have kids.
This is one of their Top 10 Reasons to Work at Google:
"Work and play are not mutually exclusive. It is possible to code and pass the puck at the same time."

does anyone need a social worker? Anyone at all?

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